Will you blow on my dice?
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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