if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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