Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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