It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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