How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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