I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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