turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
