PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Randomize
