You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Randomize