nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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