Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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