I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
