So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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