how can u be prego again
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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