Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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