Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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