Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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