so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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