we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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