Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
why do cheetos always look like penises
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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