How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
you made out with another girl for some wings
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