For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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