Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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