new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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