I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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