Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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