Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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