Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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