Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
We need to get me chipped asap
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I use my feet as sexual weapons
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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