My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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