i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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