it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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