fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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