making cat noises will not fix the situation.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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