I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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