My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Don't EVER smell your tampon
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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