I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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