you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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