I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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