you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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