I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I think I have vodka in my lungs
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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