A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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