I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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