You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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