Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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