ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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