I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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