I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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