ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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