My nipple is on Facebook.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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