So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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