didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Nicole vs. Life
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Randomize
