I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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