i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
