That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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