They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'm just crazy horny about you
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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