I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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