but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
