Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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