Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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