You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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