Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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